tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’



peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off



queenofslash:

thatbrummielass:

The cruellest thing I’ve ever witnessed on Bake Off. Bloody Diana!

i hope all her bases are soggy after what she has done 



zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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cinaed:

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus



holyaphrodite:

some hair sketches of some of my favourite girls

holyaphrodite:

some hair sketches of some of my favourite girls



”I am praetor of the legion. I judge this to be in the best interest of Rome.” - Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano



jedjustis:

devildoll:

here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument





thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [47/50]

RON’S FACE THOUGH



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